As you know, I’m an American Idol fan. Last night, it premiered. The first few shows each season are basically a circus. We see the good ones get by to Hollywood, and the really creepy and horrible ones make fools of themselves.
Every once in a while, someone other than a contestant, makes a fool of [...]
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Ryan Seacrest, idiot extraordinaire!
Simon Cowell is a genius
My wife believes that Cowell wanted Cook to win, all along. Knowing that his utmost praise is the kiss of death, Cowell lifted Archie to new heights and gave meager praise to Cook.
Clearly Cowell has chosen Cook as the next American Idol.
Simon Cowell is clearly addicted to crack
If David Archuletta’s first album sounds like what he did tonight, he’ll have a ton of 14 year old girls loaded up on his tunes, but no one else.
There is no way that America wants to buy an album that sounds like his vanilla white, plain old over-licked boringness!
David Cook, however, that’s an album many [...]
Where are the balloon animals?
Watching American Idol tonight, waiting to see who the final two will be, and I’m blown away at how weird and odd Fantasia looks. Clown-like hair. Clown-like eye make up. And the comedic dancing.
Wow.
Did you give back?
This morning we watched Idol Gives Back, the now annual American Idol special episode. It was actually broadcast last night, but we like to watch Idol with the kids, and sometimes we wait until the following morning to enjoy it as a family.
I must say, with all the hype and contest aside, I am always [...]
What on earth is Simon and Randy smoking?
Simon and Randy, you guys are a pair of idiots! There is no way that Syesha, and her failure to be anything other than a cookie-cutter R&B singer, is even in Carly’s league. Carly Smithson is not even in this competition. She’s in a league of her own.
I think that the other contestants need to [...]
Woah! Where did Chikezie come from?
I got to tell you…Chikezie has been on my “send ‘em home” list for few weeks. He hasn’t been the worst performer any one night, he’s just not done anything that tells me he’s worth keeping around.
And then came the Beatles night. Holy moly! Where did he get that? Chikezie really found something special, from [...]
America! Send Kady home, please!
How on God’s green earth is Kady still in this thing? Please, please, send her home! I don’t want to be mean. I just want the best people to do well on American Idol.
Keeping with the theme…
Also, America, send that man-girl Danny Noriega home too!
OK, better thoughts…
Keep the foreigners, Michael & Carly! They rock!
Duh! Jordin wins.
This was a no brainer, but must be blogged.
Congratulations Jordin!
My cellphone battery is dead, because I voted for American Idol
I am admitting it publicly. I watch American Idol. Tonight, not only did I watch, but I voted. I voted for the first time. I wish I had voted weeks ago, because maybe Phil Stacey would have survived longer. Hindsight, blah, blah.
So here we are, the final two sang tonight and I was blown away [...]
An end to an era
Sayonara to Sanjaya. America voted, and he’s gone. Whew!
